Toilet Paper Stories
- Boombastix
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I guess by now we all have some stories.
I missed when the TP horders emptied every store. Figured it will sort itself out pretty soon anyhow once deliveries show up again. I was wrong. Somehow, only a few stores gets TP back in stock, some around 8am, just to be immediately sold out.
So, down to my last roll, and I was on a mission to find some. 4 stores, no luck. Mission failed. Went to pickup a pizza at a local pizza place. Only to-go or delivery now, no seating allowed. Told my story and the guy went back and dug out two rolls - free of charge Mission complete… for now.
I still need to wrap my head around why some horders are sitting on a TP stock that may last till Christmas...
I missed when the TP horders emptied every store. Figured it will sort itself out pretty soon anyhow once deliveries show up again. I was wrong. Somehow, only a few stores gets TP back in stock, some around 8am, just to be immediately sold out.
So, down to my last roll, and I was on a mission to find some. 4 stores, no luck. Mission failed. Went to pickup a pizza at a local pizza place. Only to-go or delivery now, no seating allowed. Told my story and the guy went back and dug out two rolls - free of charge Mission complete… for now.
I still need to wrap my head around why some horders are sitting on a TP stock that may last till Christmas...
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- Reasonable man
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All jokes aside, if you need some, you can get free rolls sent directly to you, wherever you are, from here: www.tp-united.com
- Jackjackdaw
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If you need to conserve TP you could move over to the water jug. Your ass will be cleaner and with all the hand washing people are meant to do...
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- Jackjackdaw
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Im not opposed to the concept but Im shady on the details. As I understand it you scoop some water out of the jug and clean your arse with it. But then if you need another scoop of water then your going to get a load of crap in the water jug right? So you need to clean out the jug every time? and then what of spillage? A second or third scooped jug splashing about would be no good!
I just saw a car full of toilette paper and was wondering how often this guy needs to sh1t in his car.
Or maybe he want to become the next billionare with reselling toilette paper. And just like a good drug dealer he could stretch it, and make out of 4-layer toilette paper a 1-layer toilette paper or to get another step beyond, he also can sell it as 2-sided-toilette-paper.
You ever thought of a 2nd hand market of toilette paper? Or 2nd A55 market?
Or maybe he want to become the next billionare with reselling toilette paper. And just like a good drug dealer he could stretch it, and make out of 4-layer toilette paper a 1-layer toilette paper or to get another step beyond, he also can sell it as 2-sided-toilette-paper.
You ever thought of a 2nd hand market of toilette paper? Or 2nd A55 market?
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You get a jug of water, you pour it down your lower back/top of your ass crack. use some TP to dry yourself only.Jackjackdaw wrote: ↑31 Mar 2020Im not opposed to the concept but Im shady on the details. As I understand it you scoop some water out of the jug and clean your arse with it. But then if you need another scoop of water then your going to get a load of crap in the water jug right? So you need to clean out the jug every time? and then what of spillage? A second or third scooped jug splashing about would be no good!
Walk off feeling fresh as a summer's eve advert...
Edit: Oh, and wash your hands...
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I've been using the three sea shells. Works pretty well.
Not as bad as the bunnies...
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My favorites, multiple sources confirm that this has actually happened, but the first hit in google is from a shitty newspaper...
"Crazy attack in Cologne supermarket Because of toilet paper: 69-year-old knocks down security guard"
"Cologne: Black dealer sells roll for ten euros"
https://translate.google.de/translate?u ... r-36470450
"Crazy attack in Cologne supermarket Because of toilet paper: 69-year-old knocks down security guard"
"Cologne: Black dealer sells roll for ten euros"
https://translate.google.de/translate?u ... r-36470450
Friend of mine organised a failed antiques/art fair in london that closed after only few days just at corona start. Security stopped a woman who went in and cleaned out all the public toilets for their tp. Whole big bag full.
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